#TweetHeeHee (19/08/2019)

[first day as a bartender]
Customer: I'll have a martini, dry
Me, staring at all the liquid ingredients: I don't know how to tell you this

— Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) May 23, 2018

boy I thought this was a Doberman with a pedicure pic.twitter.com/3MCWhSmtSb

— 𝙏𝙞𝙩𝙤 (@_papacito_) August 15, 2019

Up! being performed live on TV in 2019 with original choreography. @TheSaturdays @MollieKing @RochelleHumes pic.twitter.com/KeEbxufNV7

— PopJunkie (@popjunkienet) August 11, 2019

In the best yet things-my-nephews-have-done, the 7 year old ordered a burger today, and was asked if he wanted it medium. "Could you please make it very large?" he asked. Told that the choice was between medium or well done, he asked if the chef could do the best he could. Yes.

— Andy Kesson (@andykesson) August 16, 2019

This reminds me of the time my brother was really upset boys didn’t get invited to baby showers because he was “big and strong and could shower a baby”. https://t.co/iJcnIo7TpJ

— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) August 18, 2019

Kids are hilarious sometimes. My cousin’s four year old son pointed out a plane in the sky and when she asked where he thought it was going he said “Costco”.

— Elise Bayer (@geminigurl89) August 17, 2019

My 5 year old nephew once went into a dept store and said loudly "there's so many Mexicans in here". After much questioning, he meant mannequins. Kudos to my mom for getting to the bottom of it tho.

— Sarah Munley (@sprucicle) August 18, 2019

Sometimes I look through my sketchbooks and come across unfinished comics and I have genuinely absolutely no clue what I was trying to say pic.twitter.com/Eexgytqn7a

— Sarah Andersen (@SarahCAndersen) August 16, 2019

My boyfriend literally has no problem making friends with anybody… pic.twitter.com/iaz2JqoNxn

— bri (@bricheeseyy) August 11, 2019