#TweetHeeHee (02/03/2020)

If you look closely, you can see the cogs turning…#Caturday pic.twitter.com/ogt8hl0vvI

— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) February 29, 2020

What's the biggest mistake you've ever made at work? I once accidentally erased a section of the master tape for a Radio 4 Afternoon Play. It still haunts me.

— Steve Doherty (@SteveDoherty1) February 27, 2020

Was running the in-theatre sound effects for a stage performance of Great Expectations. A finger slip resulted in Mrs Haversham burning alive to the tune of an Irish jig.

I still get flashbacks whenever I’m at a ceilidh.

— Ali Plumb (@AliPlumb) February 27, 2020

21 years ago I reviewed a Meat Loaf gig for a newspaper without attending the gig (I was ill/an idiot). An hour after publication the paper called to inform me that the gig had, in fact, been cancelled. I was sacked. The Sun wrote a piece about it. The headline: “MEAT OAF”.

— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) February 27, 2020

First ever running job at the end of the day loaded the cameraman’s car up with kit, jumped in a taxi with the presenter @ThisisDavina+ producer we left, only for Cameraman to phone 20 mins into the journey asking if I still had his keys in my pocket…I did 😳I was mortified!

— Ben Shephard (@benshephard) February 28, 2020

I once emailed the CEO of a FTSE100 corporation to tell him I'd be home at seven, I'd pick up some pasta on the way, and that I loved him.

— Mike Maddox (@MikeMaddox10) February 27, 2020

Oh come on, there’s someone out there for everyone. pic.twitter.com/7RcYt1hXfW

— PaulKerensa (@paulkerensa) February 25, 2020

I don’t know how I thought suitcases were made but this wasn’t it pic.twitter.com/LmBxmvsOv3

— Lance 🇱🇨 (@Kinglrg_) February 25, 2020

Just some inflatable trousers by Harikrishnan. Via Dezeen: https://t.co/gnUsD6JYDR pic.twitter.com/a7gnGrZL6l

— YUK FUN (@YUKFUNWOW) February 25, 2020

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— Jen (@fordtippex) February 25, 2020

My go to insult: pic.twitter.com/hRucOEgjTi

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) February 29, 2020

Video of two pigeons found in Ahmedabad-Jaipur flight is going viral @DeccanHerald pic.twitter.com/ogkhRgMiGP

— satish jha. (@satishjha) February 29, 2020