#12ListsofChristmas: Day 11

Happy Christmas Eve Eve to you. It’s time for today’s #12ListsofChristmas, and we are now on our penultimate post of festive favourites, for Day 11.

You can comment below or Tweet us using our hashtag #12ListsofChristmas to let us know your thoughts on our choices, or even to let us know your favourites. And it’s collective laughter (or groans) all round for today’s list…

1. Where were the first French fries made? In Greece.
2. Why did Santa’s factory close? Because they failed to follow elf and safety procedures.
3. What says Oh Oh Oh? Santa walking backwards.
4. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? ‘It’s Christmas, Eve!’
5. How did Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp and even.
6. What’s yellow and dangerous? Shark infested custard.
7. What did the stamp say to the letter? Stick with me and we’ll go places.
8. What did the vet say after the owner’s pet ran away? That’s let the cat out the bag.
9. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eye-deer.
10. Which athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper.
11. What do you call a pig going downhill? A sausage roll.
12. What did the barber say when he was nearly driven off the road? That was a close shave.