#CrazyStupidTV: Derry Girls – 2×02: ‘Ms De Brún and the Child of Prague’

*in best Heather Small impression* You’ve got to search for the hero inside yourseeelllff…oh. Hello! Just warming up with a spot of M People. No, I’ve not been watching Miranda instead, all will become clear later on. For now, let us bring you the lowdown on partie le deux of Derry Girls, series le…deux…?

Let’s refresh back to Episode 1 firstly, to remind ourselves of Sister Michael’s words when discussing the differences and similarities between Catholics and Protestants: “It has to be said, I do love a good statue.” And boy does she prove that statement in style this week.

For this week’s episode opens on a special assembly at Our Lady Immaculate College, at what is purportedly a handover ceremony of the shared ‘Child of Prague’ statue (or ‘Jesus as a wee bain’ as Michelle explains to James). Sister Michael, as you can see above, isn’t going to part with it easily, or indeed at all – chiefly because it doesn’t make any noise or fuss in her office. And she’s just announced to the girls that their old English teacher has left to take up a teaching post for savages (READ: in Belfast) when the school hall door bursts open, to everyone’s immediate attention.

I mean, if you’re gonna make an entrance, then motorcycle leathers and untamed yet perfect hair is sort of the way to do it, no?

This is their new English teacher – for this episode at least – called Ms De Brún. She’s sort of like Robin Williams’ character in Dead Poets Society, only more Irish and slightly more sarcastic. Her no nonsense approach to the – frankly poor – efforts for their poetry assignment (Jenny Joyce included) sends her off on a motivational speech/rant that inspires awe into them all, as she sets them the poetry assignment again – challenging them all to let their imaginations run wild this time. And for our four misfits and wee English fella, it proves harder than they initially thought.

That night, Erin (attempting to pass off the theme to Home & Away as her own poetic work until James inadvertently rumbles her) and the gang get to work on their new poems – powered on the very Tunnocks Snowballs and Cadbury’s Roses in Ma Mary’s Christmas cupboard. Which naturally, an incensed Ma Mary finds out about when her and Da Gerry’s date night (with Aunt Sarah, Granda Joe and – Jesu – Uncle Colm in tow) at the cinema seeing The Usual Suspects is cut short due to a suspected bomb scare.

And given she’s not yet found out who Keyser Soze in the film is, you can imagine how a double whammy of that and a thieving daughter and her friends raiding the Christmas cupboard with December around the corner (READ: eight months away) has made her half torn. Michelle however, does her best to diffuse the situation by explaining why an illicit premature sugar rush was necessary in the circumstances to appease their new teacher:

The following day, to the soundtrack of M People’s ‘Search for the Hero’, Ms De Brún leads the girls and their class in a particularly therapeutic game of camogie. Some startling (and less so) revelations about pet hates are revealed with each whack of their rackets…

Hats off to James, quite frankly.

Also: moment to applaud the winged eyeliner action.

The following evening, the gang – filled with admiration – are invited around to Ms De Brún’s. Clare is naturally being all…well, Clare about the situation, given they’ve only known her two days and it could be seen as frowned upon. Michelle tells her to loosen up which leads to possibly one of the best lines in this episode:

And as if to prove she isn’t, she relents and joins them at the altar of their teaching idol and gets royally bladdered:

After an hour or so of random quotes on life and philosophy being thrown around like every A Level English class cliche in the book (something from a poem of Erin’s about a glass doll being a symbol for emptiness and fragility), and a rejection of ‘posessions’ (meaning Orla can bagsy Erin’s Sylvanian Families collection) they leave, a very drunk Clare in tow – and are rumbled by the Joyce. Clare thinks her mum’s drunk and a bit inappropriate, to be honest.

Cut to the following morning’s English class, and Ms De Brún is nowhere to be seen. In her place (although she’d rather pull out her own eyes) is Sister Michael. The gang naturally put two and two together, thinking that Jenny has got their new fave sacked after last night. And what does that mean? A statue kidnap ransom plot from their headmistress’ office of course.

However, a scuffle between Michelle and James to position it for a ‘kidnap photo’ correctly means The Child of Prague becomes, well…a headless Child of Prague. Just as Sister Michael returns from her afternoon judo lesson.

Once again in disgrace, their parents are called along to be told that either the person responsible for the ‘beheading’ of the statue (which Aunt Sarah seems to think looks better with the head glued back on upside down) owns up or they’ll all be charged for its replacement, and where a whole host of revelations come out. Ma Mary finds out who Keyser Soze is, and Ms De Brún reveals the truth about her sudden departure:

A now disillusioned Michelle sums it up best for the gang after their former teacher’s parting shot. “Carpe diem? Carpe d***head!”

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