Happy new week – and new month people! Time for the first Tweet Hee Hee of October for you now. This is your weekly round up of some of the funny bits we’ve found on social media this week guaranteed to bring a smile to your Monday morning.
So let’s bring on the laughs for a brand new week, shall we?
You’d have to have been living under a rock to not know Twitter have unveiled their new Tweets that are 280 characters long – twice the length of the old limit. Or at least, that’s what famed UK chart columnist James Masterton thought…
POP: SOS – THE BIG BUILD UP TO YOU KNOW WHAT
So if you were looking for proof that with autumn now upon us, that record companies would start bashing out the more ‘unusual’ releases on their rosters to grab their share of one of the busiest markets of the year (y’know, before the C word in December and all that) look no further than the news that Nick Knowles, yes that’s NICK KNOWLES off the telly, off DIY: SOS, is releasing an album.
But I mean, we shouldn’t be *too* shocked. After all, some music critic type people predicted this months ago…
So of course, they’re now taking the blame for it…
We’re gonna go on record here, and call dibs on Christmas 2018 bringing us a duets album by Dion Dublin and Lucy Alexander off Homes Under the Hammer.
HIIII-YAAAAH (closes door behind us)
One suspects Bruce Lee is the only person who needed WD-40 then and now:
‘AVE YOU GOT A LICENSE? STEP IN TIME ETC…
James Corden has the perfect solution to London travellers now Uber has had it’s license to operate in the capital revoked:
In which Miranda Hart’s adoring fans on Twitter compete in the battle of jokes about legless donkeys…
OBLIGATORY SHOT OF PUG-KINS FOR FIRST TWEET HEE HEE OF PUG-TOBER
Don’t say we’re never the comedy gift that keeps on giving: